So I got a message from Christian's mom. He's actually here. Not in New York, but on our side of the multiverse. He is in Burundi at the US Consulate. She says that they're having trouble getting him home because of the...age disparity. And money. I'm wondering if a few of us have enough government contacts left alive to try and make the issue with his age go away; they have a vested interest in smoothing over anything even related to where we went and what happened to us. But in case money is necessary, I admit that I'm hoping that the two of our more well-funded members who offered to help charter a plane over there might be willing to help with this. Tell me now if I'm wrong so I know we have to figure out something else.